Men Are Hard To Be Pleased

稻草人

<P>yuuu bvvvv ???????????</P>
<P>aha den arai oilgomji moo gaina !!!!!!!!!!!!</P>[em06]

depcold

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>大都游牧人</I>在2006-2-21 15:30:55的发言：</B><BR>
<P>yuuu bvvvv ???????????</P>
<P>aha den arai oilgomji moo gaina !!!!!!!!!!!!</P>[em06]</DIV>
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<P>翻译的不好，看个大概意思吧 ：）</P>
<P>《男人是很难取悦的！》<BR><BR>男人的通病：</P>
<P>如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了；对他不好，他说你骄傲。</P>
<P>如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你要诱惑他；如果不，他说你是乡下来的。 </P>
<P>如果跟他理论，他说你固执；如果你保持沈默，他说你没大脑！  </P>
<P>如果你比他聪明，他没面子；如果他比你聪明，他很棒！  </P>
<P>如果你不爱他，他想拥有你；如果你爱他，他试著离开你。</P>
<P>如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你很麻烦；如果不，他说你不信任他。 </P>
<P>如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈；如果他骂你，是表示他关心你。 </P>
<P>如果你违背诺言，你是不可信的人；如果他违背诺言，他是迫不得以的。 </P>
<P>如果你吸烟，你是坏女人；如果他吸烟，他是绅士。 </P>
<P>如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气；如果他考得好，他说是实力！ </P>
<P>如果你伤害他，表示你很残忍；如果他伤害你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！ </P>
<P>如果你把以上这些给男生看，他们会发誓以上是不真实的；如果你不给他们看，他们说你自私。</P>
<P>所以我们还是：把这些话说给不在你身边的男同志们，或者还是最好发给女孩子们博取一笑。。。。</P>

Alonso_2

<P>It will be a long time to know each other well between men and women ......even to fall in love with each other ......</P>
<P>so true love is not easy to be found .......</P>[em09]

anchinhuu_2

<P>u mean true love is hard to find... -_-</P>
<P>把上面的he换成she，him换成her，大概也成立吧？未必是men的错。</P>

anchinhuu_2

<P>true love is not easy to get cuz true love is not easy to give</P>
<P>说这种话是不是显的很幼稚啊。</P>[em06]

depcold

<P>Men Are Hard To Be Pleased<BR><BR>The problems with GUYS:<BR><BR>If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;<BR><BR>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.<BR><BR>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;<BR><BR>If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.<BR><BR>If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;<BR><BR>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.<BR><BR>If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;<BR><BR>If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.<BR><BR>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;<BR><BR>If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)<BR><BR>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;<BR><BR>If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.<BR><BR>If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;<BR><BR>If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.<BR><BR>If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;<BR><BR>If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.<BR><BR>If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;<BR><BR>If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.<BR><BR>If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;<BR><BR>If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.<BR><BR>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;<BR><BR>If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.<BR><BR>If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;<BR><BR>If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!<BR><BR>SO HARD TO BE PLEASED!!!!!<BR><BR>If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......<BR>but if u don't they say u are selfish.....<BR><BR>The moral of the story is.......<BR><BR>Send this to guys out there anyway...<BR><BR>Send this to girls as well and make them laugh...</P>